Funny Soap For the Middle Child by Whiskey River Soap

The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. Purple Haze (Grape) Scented

• Made in United States • Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.